So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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