Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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