He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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