I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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