so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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