I'm laying in your front yard are you home
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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