Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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