Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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