There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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