people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
why is half of my head shaved?
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