im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
we should paint friendship bongs
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