singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Oh god it's open bar.
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