Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my vag is so smooth its legendary
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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