Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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