He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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