I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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