She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
