kristin has been a bad kristin
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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