Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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