You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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