So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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