I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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