i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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