you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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