i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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