so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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