So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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