Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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