Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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