Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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