You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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