is your mom at the bar?
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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