I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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