We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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