I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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