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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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