alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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