He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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