Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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