Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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