I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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