walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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