She is in my trunk
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Randomize
