and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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