I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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