hell yes lets make some ravioli
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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