return my video game
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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