Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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