there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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