Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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