The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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