I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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