Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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