She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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